You know I'm a reality TV junkie. They've announced the cast of the next Surreal Life: steroids user Jose Canseco, ancient model Janice Dickenson, that Pepa chick from Salt-n-Pepa, unfunny funnyman Bronson Pinchot, Omarosa from the Apprentice, some British model named Caprice and some motorcross dude. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel this time.

I'd like to see a reality show called "The Moderator," with all the usual suspects on one team, and the assorted banishees and abandoners returning to form the other team. Both teams would live in the same house. Each team would trade in a designated team room. It would be a competition foremost to gain the most profits as a team and individually. Additionally, there would be a different team leader each day (the moderator) who would actually call out the trades for their respective team. Whether the other team members actually follow the moderator's calls is up to each person.

The losing team in total weekly profits would head to the private hotcomm chatroom. Only the individual profit leader for the week would have immunity. The rest of the losing rats would battle it out in front of the ultimate judge, Woodie, blaming each other and their lousy moderating and trading skills for the overall team loss. Woodie would consult with his two assisting judges, Robin Dayne and Adrienne Toghraie, and using the general guidelines of "traders helping traders," "no egos, no boasting," and "don't tick off gio," they'd eventually whittle it down until one unfortunate trader would hear the dreaded "You're outta here!"

The ultimate winner gets all the Woodie perks for a year: free airfare and accomodations around the world, free hotcomm rooms, free esignal, and a personal website run by tony_UK.

Well, as you may also know, I'm a hardcore baseball junkie. The Yankees and BoSox got things going last night, but ESPN is just starting coverage of Opening Day right now. I got some YM ticks in the morning on the downside, so I'll be watching how Pedro fares for my Metsies the rest of the market day. I had a chart that I thought I uploaded, but blogger is all screwy (as usual) so who knows if it'll show up. I don't even know if this will get posted. Good trading to all.